Monthly Archives: April 2012

Lost and Found – April 30th Edition

What to remember about April 30th…

  • 1789  George Washington is inaugurated as 1st President of the United states in ceremony in New York City
  • 1803  Treaty formalizing Louisiana Purchase is signed; 828,000 square miles acquired for less than 3 cents per acre
  • 1812  Louisiana is admitted as the 18th state in the union
  • 1927  1st federal prison for women opens in Alderson, West Virginia
  • 1938  American science fiction author Larry Niven is born
  • 1939  New York Yankees 1st baseman Lou Gehrig plays his final Major League Baseball game
  • 1945  In fortified bunker under Berlin, Adolf Hitler and his new bride Eva Braun commit suicide as Allied forces close in
  • 1948  Organization of American States is formed when U.S. and 20 other nations sign agreement to resist communist expansion in the Americas
  • 1956  Former 35th Vice President of the United States Alben William Barkley dies during a speech after stating “I would rather be a servant in the House of the Lord than to sit in the seats of the mighty.” (b. 1877)
  • 1961  Soviet Union commissions the K-19; their 1st nuclear submarine equipped with nuclear missiles
  • 1975  South Vietnam surrenders as communist forces take capital of Saigon
  • 2009  Chrysler automobile company files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy

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Top Ten Dishes Not Served at the White House Correspondents Dinner Last Night

Last night was annual White House correspondents dinner.  It is the annual gathering of overdressed press and Hollywood celebrities that hope to find some humor in the President’s bungled running of the country.  This, I suppose, is to give them a break from their usual prostrate positions on the object of their worship.

President Obama got to bring out his “aw, shucks”, everyman routine and he gave us his (humorous? pathetic?) take on recent scandals plaguing the rule of America’s 4th greatest president.  Frankly, there have been so many ridicule-worthy revelations recently, I’m not sure how the dinner didn’t go on for days.

Some of the topics that Obama riffed on included:

  • The “GSA’s Gone Wild” Las Vegas conference:  “I mean, look at this party. We’ve got men in tuxes, women in gowns, fine wine, first-class entertainment. I was just relieved to learn this was not a GSA conference”
  • The Secret Service prostitution scandal:  “I had a lot more material prepared, but I have to get the Secret Service home in time for their new curfew”
  • American culture, heritage, and tradition:  “In my first term, we ended the war in Iraq; in my second term, I will win the war on Christmas.”
  • Social values:  “In my first term, we repealed the policy known as “don’t ask, don’t tell; in my second term, we will replace it with a policy known as, it’s raining men.”
  • Obamacare before the Supreme Court:  “In my first term, we passed health care reform; in my second term, I guess I’ll pass it again.”
  • And about Sarah Palin:  “What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull is delicious.”

This final line references the kerfuffle last week where the Obama campaign took a shot at Republican Presidential hopeful Governor Mitt Romney.  In a move to corner the pet-lover vote, they decided that bringing up a decades old report of the Romney’s putting the family dog in a cage on the roof of the car when they took it with them on vacation.

A pro-Romney group hit back immediately with a video quoting from Obama’s own book where he describes eating dog meat.

So with that as background, here is the top ten list of dishes not served at last night’s Washington Correspondents Dinner:

  1. Puppyseed Bagels
  2. Weiner-schnitzel
  3. Chihuahua Chimichanga
  4. German Shepherd Pie
  5. Hound cake
  6. Chili con Corgi
  7. Oodles of Labradoodle noodles
  8. Po-Bo Sandwich
  9. Pupperoni Pizza
  10. Michael Vick’s Ol’ Fashioned Backyard Jambalaya

And if you have the room for a little more, you could always check sample some #ObamaEatsDogsHaiku .

(Hat Tip to Michelle Malkin and her Twitchy collection of #obamadogrecipes .)

Lost and Found – April 29th Edition

What to remember about April 29th…

  • 1776  General Nathanael Greene takes command of Continental troops to set up defenses against British attack on Long Island, New York
  • 1854  Ashmun Institute in Pennsylvania is 1st college founded solely for African-American students; named for U.S. agent that helped establish Liberia
  • 1861  Other than Delaware, Maryland is the only other slave-holding state to vote against secession
  • 1899  African-American jazz pianist, composer, and band leader Edward “Duke” Ellington is born in Washington, D.C. (d. 1974)
  • 1945  Eva Braun and Adolf Hitler are married in a bunker beneath the German chancellery as Soviet troops approach; Hitler appoints a successor
  • 1945  Dachau concentration camp is liberated by the Allies
  • 1953  3D-TV technology is tested on network television for the 1st time with a broadcast of Space Patrol
  • 1974  President Nixon announces release of transcripts of 46 taped White House conversations in response to House Judiciary committee subpoena regarding Watergate break-in investigation
  • 1975  Operation Frequent Wind begins; 1300 Americans and 5500 Vietnamese are evacuated from Saigon by helicopter as communists approach city
  • 1992  Jury in Simi Valley, California acquits 4 police officers charged with excessive force in beating of Rodney King; rioting breaks out in Los Angeles; 3-days of violence will leave 53 dead and hundreds of buildings destroyed
  • 2004  National World War II Memorial opens in Washington, D.C.
  • 2004  Last Oldsmobile rolls off assembly line after 107 years

Lost and Found – April 28th Edition

What to remember about April 28th…

  • 1758  Founding Father,  U.S. Senator, Governor of Virginia, and future 5th President James Monroe is born in Virginia (d. 1831)
  • 1788  Maryland becomes 7th state to Ratify the U.S. Constitution
  • 1789  Captain William Bligh and 18 loyal crew of HMS Bounty set adrift in small, open boat in middle of the Pacific; Fletcher Christian leads mutiny
  • 1945  Fascist dictator of Italy Benito “Il Duce” Mussolini and his mistress are caught and killed by partisans while they flee for Switzerland
  • 1952  United States ends its post-WWII occupation of Japan in accordance with 1951 Treaty of San Francisco
  • 1965  President Lyndon Johnson orders 22,000 troops to join forces from Organization of American States in installing stable government in chaotic Dominican Republic amid fears nation could go the way of Cuba
  • 1967  Muhammad Ali refuses to be drafted into the U.S. Army and is stripped of heavyweight title; cites Muslim faith in objection to service
  • 2001  American engineer Dennis Tito becomes 1st “space tourist” when he goes into orbit with Soyuz TM-32; spends 8 days aboard International Space Station for bargain price of $20 million
  • 2011  Phillip and Nancy Garrido plead guilty in kidnapping of 11-year-old Jaycee Dugard; she was held captive in their back yard for 18 years

Lost and Found – April 27th Edition

What to remember about April 27th…

Arbor Day (final Friday in April)

  • 1773  British Parliament passes Tea Act hoping to save failing East India Company; new monopoly leads to smuggling and rebellion
  • 1791  American painter and inventor Samuel Morse is born in Massachusetts (d. 1872); creator of Morse Code and the telegraph
  • 1805  After 500 mile march from Egypt, First Lieutenant Presley O’Bannon leads U.S. Marines and mercenary allies to victory over Barbary pirates at Battle of Derna; “to the shores of Tripoli” references this day
  • 1813  American forces overcome British defenders during Battle of York in Canada; provincial capital of York (now Toronto) is captured and looted
  • 1822  Future 18th President of the United States and Civil War General Ulysses S. Grant is born in Point Pleasant, Ohio (d. 1885)
  • 1861  President Lincoln suspends writ of habeas corpus
  • 1968  Following President Johnson’s announcement that he would not seek reelection, Vice President Hubert Humphry announces his candidacy
  • 1978  Pro-communist rebels capture and kill Afghan president; government is overthrown and resulting turbulence will lead to Soviet invasion
  • 2006  Construction begins on Freedom Tower located on the former site of the World Trade Center; later renamed One World Trade Center
  • 2009  General Motors announces that it will phase out 80-year-old Pontiac brand as money-saving strategy; bankruptcy still lies ahead

Safety First

Practising gun safety means never having to say you’re sorry.

And remember, the following list of safety tips is NOT approved or recommended.  It IS funny though.

(P.S. – If you don’t get stuff like this in your e-mail, you need new friends.)

UPDATE 4/27/12:  Concealed Weapon Owner Stops Stabbing Rampage in Utah

Lost and Found – April 26th Edition

What to remember about April 26th…

  • 1607  English settlers land at Cape Henry, Virginia to establish Jamestown; 1st permanent English settlement in North America
  • 1865  John Wilkes Booth dies after an hours-long stand-off with Union soldiers; assassin had shot President Lincoln 12 days ago
  • 1933  Brutal secret police force of Nazi Germany is founded; the Gestapo terrorized German citizens into informing on each other
  • 1962  Failure to deploy solar panels leaves NASA’s Ranger 4 spacecraft powerless; mission ends when ship crashes on dark side of the moon
  • 1977 Infamous discotheque and nightclub Studio 54 opens its doors
  • 1986  Near Kiev in the former Soviet Union, explosions rock Chernobyl nuclear power plant; 31 die and tens-of-thousands exposed to radiation
  • 2011  Rep. Ron Paul announces that he will be seeking Republican nomination for President of the United States… again

If I wanted America to fail

Here is a great video I found at The Blogmocracy.  It reminds me why amongst the grievances listed in the Declaration of Independence is included the statement “He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.”  Our Founding Fathers knew the destructive nature and capacity of unaccountable rulers and unelected bureaucracies.  Share this video and let people know that there is still a chance.    November will be here sooner than you think.

Transcript of video:

If I wanted America to fail …

To follow, not lead; to suffer, not prosper; to despair, not dream.

I would start with energy.

I’d cut off America’s supply of cheap, abundant energy. I couldn’t take it by force. So, I’d make Americans feel guilty for using the energy that heats their homes, fuels their cars, runs their businesses, and powers their economy.

I’d make cheap energy expensive, so that expensive energy would seem cheap.

I would empower unelected bureaucrats to all-but-outlaw America’s most abundant sources of energy. And after banning its use in America, I’d make it illegal for American companies to ship it overseas.

If I wanted America to fail …

I’d use our schools to teach one generation of Americans that our factories and our cars will cause a new Ice Age, and I’d muster a straight face so I could teach the next generation that they’re causing Global Warming.

And when it’s cold out, I’d call it Climate Change instead.

I’d imply that America’s cities and factories could run on wind power and wishes. I’d teach children how to ignore the hypocrisy of condemning logging, mining and farming — while having roofs over their heads, heat in their homes and food on their tables. I would never teach children that the free market is the only force in human history to uplift the poor, establish the middle class and create lasting prosperity.

Instead, I’d demonize prosperity itself, so that they will not miss what they will never have.

If I wanted America to fail …

I would create countless new regulations and seldom cancel old ones. They would be so complicated that only bureaucrats, lawyers and lobbyists could understand them. That way small businesses with big ideas wouldn’t stand a chance – and I would never have to worry about another Thomas Edison, Henry Ford or Steve Jobs.

I would ridicule as “Flat Earthers” those who urge us to lower energy costs by increasing supply. And when the evangelists of commonsense try to remind people about the law of supply and demand, I’d enlist a sympathetic media to drown them out.

If I wanted America to fail …

I would empower unaccountable bureaucracies seated in a distant capital to bully Americans out of their dreams and their property rights. I’d send federal agents to raid guitar factories for using the wrong kind of wood; I’d force homeowners to tear down the homes they built on their own land.

I’d make it almost impossible for farmers to farm, miners to mine, loggers to log, and builders to build.

And because I don’t believe in free markets, I’d invent false ones. I’d devise fictitious products—like carbon credits—and trade them in imaginary markets. I’d convince people that this would create jobs and be good for the economy.

If I wanted America to fail … For every concern, I’d invent a crisis; and for every crisis, I’d invent the cause; Like shutting down entire industries and killing tens of thousands of jobs in the name of saving spotted owls. And when everyone learned the stunning irony that the owls were victims of their larger cousins and not people, it would already be decades too late.

If I wanted America to fail … I’d make it easier to stop commerce than start it – easier to kill jobs than create them – more fashionable to resent success than to seek it. When industries seek to create jobs, I’d file lawsuits to stop them. And then I’d make taxpayers pay for my lawyers.

If I wanted America to fail … I would transform the environmental agenda from a document of conservation to an economic suicide pact. I would concede entire industries to our economic rivals by imposing regulations that cost trillions. I would celebrate those who preach environmental austerity in public while indulging a lavish lifestyle in private. I’d convince Americans that Europe has it right, and America has it wrong.

If I wanted America to fail … I would prey on the goodness and decency of ordinary Americans. I would only need to convince them … that all of this is for the greater good. If I wanted America to fail, I suppose I wouldn’t change a thing.

Here are some more links to what is happening to America  under the regime of Barrack Hussein Obama II and his destructive policies.

Lost and Found – April 25th Edition

What to remember about April 25th…

  • 1846  70 U.S. cavalry troops encounter 2,000 Mexican troops that had crossed the Rio Grane into Texas; skirmish leads to Mexican-American War
  • 1859  Ground is broken for the Suez Canal; beginning at Port Said, Egypt is stretches 101 miles east to connect Mediterranean Sea to Red Sea
  • 1862  Union Admiral David Farragut demands surrender of Confederate city of New Orleans after fleet defeats forts protecting the city
  • 1915  British, French, Australian and New Zealander troops land on Gallipoli Peninsula; well prepared Turkish troops prevent Allies from advancing
  • 1939  DC Comics Batman character makes his premier appearance in Detective Comics issue #27
  • 1945  American and Soviet forces link up near Torgau; Germany now cut in two by advancing Allied forces
  • 1947  President Truman officially opens the 1st bowling alley installed in the White House
  • 1953  Francis Crick and James D. Watson publish paper describing the double helix structure of DNA; celebrated as “DNA Day”
  • 1960  U.S. Navy submarine USS Triton completes the first submerged circumnavigation of the globe
  • 1964  President Lyndon Johnson appoints controversial figure General William Westmoreland as Commander of U.S. forces in Vietnam
  • 1982  In compliance with the Camp David Accords, Israel completes its withdrawal from the Sinai peninsula
  • 1992  Radical Islamic Taliban forces take control of Kabul, Afghanistan after Soviet withdrawal and collapse of communist government
  • 2011  At least 300 killed in massive tornado outbreak across southern United States

Lost and Found – April 24th Edition

What to remember about April 24th…

  • 1781  British General Benedict Arnold leads attack on Virginia militia near Petersburg; traitor Arnold was once an American General
  • 1800  President John Adams signs legislation to appropriate $5,000 for books to establish Library of Congress
  • 1863  Union Army issues 1st code of battlefield conduct in the modern era; later used as basis for Geneva Convention
  • 1918  British Mark IV and German A7V tanks clash at Villers-Bretonneux, France; 1st armor battle in history
  • 1945  President Truman is briefed on the Manhattan Project and details of projects to develop an atomic bomb
  • 1955  Afro-Asian Conference held in Bandung, Indonesia; 29 non-aligned nations including China and India declare they will take no side in cold war; refuse to take a stand against communism and totalitarianism
  • 1967  Soviet Soyuz 1 crashes when parachute fails to open; Cosmonaut Vladimir Komarov is 1st human to die during a space mission
  • 1980  Operation Eagle Claw ends in disaster and deaths of 8 servicemen; hostages remain in hands of Iranian captors
  • 1990  On mission STS-31, Space Shuttle Discovery launches Hubble Space Telescope into orbit; initial flaws later repaired during other shuttle missions
  • 2005  Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger of Germany is inaugurated as Pope Benedict XVI; 265th Pope of the Roman Catholic Church